Porcelain Diamonds - The Turdminator pre-poo spritz


PORCELAIN DIAMONDSturn your bathroom into a fragrant jewel box! With the exquisite blend of sweet, juicy candied apples and pomegranates, adorned with hints of fresh ivy and oakmoss, your lavatory becomes a throne room fit for royalty. Now, every bathroom break is a dazzling experience – a symphony of scents that declares, "My throne is adorned with the finest fragrances, darling!" Say goodbye to embarrassing bathroom moments and hello to a fragrance so regal, even your toilet paper feels like velvet.


Sometimes it's not easy "going" in public places - but with THE TURDMINATOR pre-poo spritz - now you can poo without the pee-u!


Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use!  Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), 2 oz. home/bath size and 8 oz. refill size (with a flip-top cap). The Turdminator offers the perfect scent for everyone...with over fifty fragrances to choose from!


Use The Turdminator

* at work 
* at school 
* at home 
* at a friend's house 
* on a date 

* any time you need to go!