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ALLEY APPLE - fresh, crisp Macintosh and Granny Smith apples and a hint of cinnamon. 

ATTACK OF THE KLINGONS (for men) - bergamot, lavender, cinnamon, black pepper, mimosa flowers, port wine, leather, oakmoss & tobacco leaf.

BACK ALLEY SALLY - tangy wild cherries, juicy red strawberries, sweet raspberries and apricot cream with a hint of green foliage.

BIRTHDAY DUMP - tangerine, lemon, goji berries, grapes, coconut, musk and amber.

BOOTY PEBBLES - (named by Facebook Group member Tracy Derry):  Fruity Pebbles cereal scent.

BUNN-KISSED ORANGE - sweet, Valencia oranges.

BURIAL AT SEA - a clean, ocean/spa type fragrance - slightly powdery with a little musk. 

CHAPPED HIDE (for men) - rugged and masculine, this leather/suede scent will take you back to the old west. 

CHIPS 'N SALSA - valencia orange, bergamot, tangerine zest, cassis, neroli, black pepper, chili pepper and sheer musk. 

CHOCOLATE KISSES - creamy peppermint and vanilla with bittersweet chocolate.

CRAPPER JOHN, M.D. (for men) - Kaffir lime, lemon, basil, black pepper, cucumber, vetiver and spice. 

CRAPPY BIRTHDAY - tropical fruits blended with vanilla, warm rum, and sensual musk. 

CUPID'S BOWEL & ARROW - the sweetness of berries and powdery heart candies, delicately atop light florals, musks, sandalwoods and champagne. 

DING DUNG THE WITCH IS DEAD - peach, apricot, blackberries, mandarin, cinnamon, rose and a hint of woodsy musk. 

DOO-ING YOUR BUSINESS - bergamot, lavender, eucalyptus, rose, oakmoss and cedar. 

DOOKIE HOWSER (for men) - a blend of patchouli, sandalwood, lime, cypress, fig leaf, juniper, basil, jasmine, cedarwood, vetiver, nutmeg, cardamom, black pepper, musk, vanilla, amber and rosewood.

DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY - acai berry, mulberry and spiced cranberry. 

DUMPSTER DIVING (for men) - spicy peppercorn, tangy lemon and a subtle hint of violet. 

EMERGENCY EVACUATION - the aroma of Arabica coffee beans as delicate and yet as intense as the high mountains to which they are grown. 

EMERGENTURD - soft, beautiful florals of Magnolias with subtle touches of Freesia and Lily of the Valley. 

FIRE IN THE HOLE! - sweet orange with subtle hints of jasmine & peach. 

FISH FOOD - a citrusy combination of white grapefruit, tangy lemon and a touch of sweet basil. 

FROSTY THE "GO" MAN - cinnamon, clove and ginger blended with warm maple and inviting vanilla.  

GAME OF THRONES (a custom scent by Laurie Ann Baldwin) - pine, cedar, bonfire and a hint of peppermint.

GOBLIN POOP - an invigorating herbal blend of eucalyptus and spearmint with fresh citrus lemon, lavender flowers, and a hint of sage. 

GRAPES OF WRATH - bursting with the scent of sweet purple grapes sun-ripened on the vine. 

HARRY SQUATTER - spearmint, anise, chamomile, eucalyptus, rosemary, sage, lemon, fir needle, petitgrain, rose, freesia, muguet, oakmoss, vanilla, amber and musk. An herbal-type scent. 

Ho Ho Ho...I Gotta Go - zesty lemon, lime and blood orange.

HOITY TOITY - pomegranate, lemon, grapefruit, lime, cassis and Madagascar vanilla. 

I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY FART - grapefruit, lime, orange, peach, raspberry, fresh oceanic & ozone, jasmine, lily and leafy greens. 

JINGLE SMELLS - cool, crisp peppermint. 

KRIS KRINGLE'S KEESTER CAKES - everything reminiscent of Christmas: freshly baked cookies, winter berries, pine cones, mulled cider...ahhhh! 

LINCOLN'S LOG CABIN - bamboo, teakwood, tayberries, blackberries, mulberries, cloudberries and peaches with hints of red clover and sweet grass.

LITTERBOX (for men) - a sophisticated blend of sandalwood, cedar, vetiver, patchouli, white musk, peppercorn, lime and a touch of vanilla. 

LITTLE BO POOP - a unique blend of juicy red raspberries and delicate white roses.

LLAMA BEANS - sweet pear, ginseng, hints of peach blossom, amber, vanilla and  musk.

LOO BREW - tart blackberries, mulberries, orange zest, nutmeg, rose petals, fresh green sage, red clover and vanilla. 

MUD SLIDE - a tart and fruity berry blend with cherries, apples, peaches, strawberries and tangerines. 

NUCLEAR MELTDOWN - Green tea with fruits and florals, including Ylang-ylang, mandarin, lemon, lime and jasmine. 

OH TANNEN-BUMM - fresh wintery balsam and lightly spiced cranberry. 

PEEK-A-POO! - cranberry, orange, peach, raspberry, strawberry, lime, cassia root, cinnamon, clove, rose, hyacinth, vanilla and musk. 

POOP SCOOTIN' BOOGIE will make you want to dance a little two step (after doing your thing, of course!) with the delightful blend of raspberry, lemon, sugary crystals, sweet vanilla and a hint of lime!

POOPER BOWL SUNDAY - saving that urge for the commercial breaks?  Letting those nachos, hot wings and beer ferment in your insides just a little while longer?  Not overly floral...not too sweet...just the right scent to keep the air fresh and clean and your super bowl party buddies glued to the TV! ...

PORCELAIN DIAMONDS - sweet, juicy candied apples and pomegranates with hints of fresh ivy and oakmoss. 

POTTY CAKE, POTTY CAKE- delicate florals of lilac, jasmine, violet and rose, with muguet, powder and citrus.

RELEASING THE KRAKEN - notes of lemon, peppermint and spearmint, with a touch of buttercream, vanilla and menthol.

RIDE THE PORCELAIN PONY - basil, orange, bergamot, lemon, rose, clove bud, ylang ylang woods and musk. 

SHAM-ROCKS - peppergrass, green tea, pink cyclamen, neroli, jasmine, cedar, amber, musk and sacred datura.

SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG (named by Tish Vieira Pinion) - Bright. Light-Hearted. Happy. A celebration of simplicity and joy. Sparkling fruits that gradually unfold into rich florals at full bloom. 

SLAM DUNK - raspberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, jasmine, violet, grapefruit and kumquat.


SNAP, CRACKLE, PLOP! - soft violets and warm birchwood with green ferns and wild orchids. 

SPUDS 'N SUDS - bold...manly...BEER! 

STULE LOG - peppermint and clove with hints of green apple and orange. 

THE #2 TANGO - tropical notes of pineapple and passionfruit mixed with slices of peach, citrus and a hint of juicy black cherries. 

THE BOTTOM LINE - olibanum, myrrh, patchouli, woodsy pine, sheer musk, vanilla and lilac. 

THE FRESH PRINCE OF SMELL-AIR - white sands, grassy dunes and ocean breezes, with a splash of citron and notes of geranium, rose, jasmine and mint.

THRONE ZONE - the exotic fragrance of freshly cut plumeria flowers. 

TOOT SEA ROLLS - bergamot, neroli, tangerine, rosemary, jasmine, persimmon and patchouli.

TORPEDO ALERT - The aroma of fresh picked spring daffodils with soft notes of jasmine, chamomile, and lily of the valley. 

TURDTANIC - sweet basil with notes of kaffir lime and juicy mango

WE HAVE A SHITUATION (named by Kathleen Pires and Caitlin Pitts) - blackberry, bergamot, jasmine, lotus, amber, kiwi, orange, cedar wood and musk.

WHO CUT THE CHEESE? - geranium, bergamot and rich indian spices with notes of amber, woods and musk. 

YA OLD FART! - a fresh blend of orange, lemon, crisp green bamboo, rose, cedar, clove, oriental spice, patchouli, and ylang ylang. 

ZOMBIE BOMBS - blueberry with raspberry, grape, strawberry and peach.