2021 The Turdminator Scent List

24 CARAT MAGIC- a blend of spun sugar, sweet raspberries, ripe red strawberries, orange zest, creamy vanilla, fig leaf, bergamot, gooey caramel and a hint of musk.

ALLEY APPLE - fresh, crisp Macintosh and Granny Smith apples and a hint of cinnamon. 

ATTACK OF THE KLINGONS (for men) - bergamot, lavender, cinnamon, black pepper, mimosa flowers, port wine, leather, oakmoss & tobacco leaf.

BACK ALLEY SALLY - tangy wild cherries, juicy red strawberries, sweet raspberries and apricot cream with a hint of green foliage.

BACK DRAFT - juicy lime with wild mint and ocean lilies, musk, palm tree, and sea moss.

BAD MOON RISING  - juicy peaches, mandarin oranges, grapefruit, cranberry, a dash of rose, cognac and musk.

BETWEEN THE CHEEKS - plum and bergamot, with floral notes of iris, orange blossom, and white rose and hints of sandalwood, golden amber and musk.

BIRTHDAY DUMP - tangerine, lemon, goji berries, grapes, coconut, musk and amber.

BOOTY PEBBLES - (named by Facebook Group member Tracy Derry):  Fruity Pebbles cereal scent.

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY PLOPPIN' EVERYWHERE! - a Sweet and fruity blend of grape, orange, lemon, lime, apple, pomegranate and blackberries.

BUBBLE, BUBBLE, TOILET TROUBLE  - a pinch of toad's toe and eye of newt...naw..not really.  Sweet mixed berries topped with hints of floral and a dash of vanilla and woods.  

BUNN-KISSED ORANGE - sweet, Valencia oranges.

BUNNY'S BERRIES - Lychee fruit, pineapple juice and passion fruit, with lemon peel and musk.

BURIAL AT SEA - a clean, ocean/spa type fragrance - slightly powdery with a little musk. 

CALL OF DOODY - hints of fresh apple and violet, jasmine, amber, sweet vanilla, sheer musk and warm woods.

CHAPPED HIDE (for men) - rugged and masculine, this leather/suede scent will take you back to the old west. 

CHIPS 'N SALSA - valencia orange, bergamot, tangerine zest, cassis, neroli, black pepper, chili pepper and sheer musk. 

CHOCOLATE KISSES - creamy peppermint and vanilla with bittersweet chocolate.

CRACK IS WHACK - oranges, hints of greens, rose, grapes, musk, spices and light florals.

CRAP DUSTER - sweet apple, Anjou pear and ripe nectarine with vanilla sugar, coconut milk and soft musk.

CRAPPER JOHN, M.D. (for men) - Kaffir lime, lemon, basil, black pepper, cucumber, vetiver and spice. 

CRAPPER ZAPPER - Blue Spruce, earthy moss, warm cedar wood, balsam, vanilla, caramel and sweet berry.

CRAPPY BIRTHDAY - tropical fruits blended with vanilla, warm rum and sensual musk. 

CUPID'S BOWEL & ARROW - the sweetness of berries and powdery heart candies, delicately atop light florals, musks, sandalwoods and champagne. 

DEFUNK THE TRUNK! - green notes embrace fresh heart of White Lily, Chinese Rose and Clean Musk, enhanced with hints of Sandalwood and Moss.

DING DUNG THE WITCH IS DEAD - peach, apricot, blackberries, mandarin, cinnamon, rose and a hint of woodsy musk. 

DOO-ING YOUR BUSINESS - bergamot, lavender, eucalyptus, rose, oakmoss and cedar. 

DOOKIE HOWSER (for men) - a blend of patchouli, sandalwood, lime, cypress, fig leaf, juniper, basil, jasmine, cedarwood, vetiver, nutmeg, cardamom, black pepper, musk, vanilla, amber and rosewood.

DOWN THROUGH THE CHIMNEY - acai berry, mulberry and spiced cranberry. 

DR. POOLITTLE - Berries and blooms, incense and night musk.

DUMPSTER DIVING (for men) - spicy peppercorn, tangy lemon and a subtle hint of violet. 

EASTURD SUNDAY! - sugar cane, coconut milk, vanilla orchid and white musk.

EMERGENCY EVACUATION - the aroma of Arabica coffee beans as delicate and yet as intense as the high mountains to which they are grown. 

EMERGENTURD - soft, beautiful florals of Magnolias with subtle touches of Freesia and Lily of the Valley. 

ENDANGERED FECES - bamboo stalks with fresh squeezed lime and lemon, hints of cool mint, and touches of lavender and white musk.

FARTACUS - a spicy floral with citrus, water lily, jasmine, cedar, patchouli, sandalwood, vanilla, dark musk and amber.

FECE'S PIECES - Hints of citrus with notes of jasmine, rose, sweet berries and light musky, woods.

FIRE IN THE HOLE! - sweet orange with subtle hints of jasmine & peach. 

FISH FOOD - a citrusy combination of white grapefruit, tangy lemon and a touch of sweet basil. 

FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK LOAD - radiant white birch with whisps of smoky vanilla and soft musk. 

FOREST DUMP - Bergamot, Mahogany & soft musk.  

FROSTY THE "GO" MAN - cinnamon, clove and ginger blended with warm maple and inviting vanilla.  

GAME OF THRONES (a custom scent by Laurie Ann Baldwin) - pine, cedar, bonfire and a hint of peppermint.

GETTING TO TURD BASE - sparkling sea air with nuances of muguet, lilac, spicy saffron, fennel, moss, and sandalwood.

GOBLIN POOP - an invigorating herbal blend of eucalyptus and spearmint with fresh citrus lemon, lavender flowers, and a hint of sage. 

GRAPES OF WRATH - bursting with the scent of sweet purple grapes sun-ripened on the vine. 

HARRY SQUATTER - spearmint, anise, chamomile, eucalyptus, rosemary, sage, lemon, fir needle, petitgrain, rose, freesia, muguet, oakmoss, vanilla, amber and musk. An herbal-type scent. 

HO HO HO...I GOTTA GO - zesty lemon, lime and blood orange.

HOITY TOITY - pomegranate, lemon, grapefruit, lime, cassis and Madagascar vanilla. 

HOLY CRAP! - soft white flowers and green foliage dance with the wind through aromatic, Irish air. 

HUMPTY'S DUMP apples and pears with eucalyptus, pine, geranium, vanilla, cedar wood, and patchouli.

I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY FART - grapefruit, lime, orange, peach, raspberry, fresh oceanic & ozone, jasmine, lily and leafy greens. 

INTESTINAL FORTITUDE - fresh & invigorating basil, citrus, and amber.

JINGLE SMELLS - cool, crisp peppermint. 

KRIS KRINGLE'S KEESTER CAKES - everything reminiscent of Christmas: freshly baked cookies, winter berries, pine cones, mulled cider...ahhhh! 

LINCOLN'S LOG CABIN - bamboo, teakwood, tayberries, blackberries, mulberries, cloudberries and peaches with hints of red clover and sweet grass.

LITTERBOX (for men) - a sophisticated blend of sandalwood, cedar, vetiver, patchouli, white musk, peppercorn, lime and a touch of vanilla. 

LITTLE BO POOP - a unique blend of juicy red raspberries and delicate white roses.

LLAMA BEANS - sweet pear, ginseng, hints of peach blossom, amber, vanilla and  musk.

LOO BREW - tart blackberries, mulberries, orange zest, nutmeg, rose petals, fresh green sage, red clover and vanilla. 

MARY POOPINS - bergamot, camellias and lime; with lily, jasmine, rose and hints of sandalwood and vetiver.

MUD SLIDE - a tart and fruity berry blend with cherries, apples, peaches, strawberries and tangerines. 

NUCLEAR MELTDOWN - Green tea with fruits and florals, including Ylang-ylang, mandarin, lemon, lime and jasmine. 

OH TANNEN-BUMM - fresh wintery balsam and lightly spiced cranberry. 

PEEK-A-POO! - cranberry, orange, peach, raspberry, strawberry, lime, cassia root, cinnamon, clove, rose, hyacinth, vanilla and musk. 

POOP FICTION - into the depths of adventure and excitement. The fragrance of fresh dew, flower gardens, herbs, green grass, rain drops and light earth. VERY fresh!

POOP SCOOTIN' BOOGIE will make you want to dance a little two step (after doing your thing, of course!) with the delightful blend of raspberry, lemon, sugary crystals, sweet vanilla and a hint of lime!

POOPER BOWL SUNDAY - saving that urge for the commercial breaks?  Letting those nachos, hot wings and beer ferment in your insides just a little while longer?  Not overly floral...not too sweet...just the right scent to keep the air fresh and clean and your super bowl party buddies glued to the TV! ...

POOPSICLE! - poached pear, winter quince, toasted marshmallow and vanilla sugar.

POOPSY DAISY! - jasmine and ylang ylang with subtle hints of mint.

POOP! THERE IT IS. - golden apple, fresh lavender sprigs and sweet mahogany woods. 

PORCELAIN DIAMONDS - sweet, juicy candied apples and pomegranates with hints of fresh ivy and oakmoss. 

POTTY CAKE, POTTY CAKE- delicate florals of lilac, jasmine, violet and rose, with muguet, powder and citrus.

PRIVATE TOOTER - the crisp freshness of sea salt meets the luxurious richness of vanilla.

RELEASING THE KRAKEN - notes of lemon, peppermint and spearmint, with a touch of buttercream, vanilla and menthol.

RIDE THE PORCELAIN PONY - basil, orange, bergamot, lemon, rose, clove bud, ylang ylang woods and musk. 

RUMPUS ROOM - fresh star fruit, frangipani and water lily drenched in sun-kissed coconut and white musk.

SHAM-ROCKS - peppergrass, green tea, pink cyclamen, neroli, jasmine, cedar, amber, musk and sacred datura.

SHITTLES & BITS - strawberry, peach, raspberry and rhubarb with a hint of leafy greens, florals and vanilla. 

SHITTY SHITTY BANG BANG (named by Tish Vieira Pinion) - Bright. Light-Hearted. Happy. A celebration of simplicity and joy. Sparkling fruits that gradually unfold into rich florals at full bloom. 

SLAM DUNK - raspberry, cantaloupe, watermelon, jasmine, violet, grapefruit and kumquat.


SNAP, CRACKLE, PLOP! - soft violets and warm birchwood with green ferns and wild orchids. 

SPUDS 'N SUDS -bold...manly...BEER! 

STULE LOG - peppermint and clove with hints of green apple and orange. 

TAKE A LOAD OFF  a majestic blending of Earl Grey tea leaves, black teas, chamomile, shaved ginger root, dried pears, crisp apples, cinnamon sticks, nutmegs, cloves, anise, vanilla, cognac and geranium.

THE #2 TANGO - tropical notes of pineapple and passionfruit mixed with slices of peach, citrus and a hint of juicy black cherries. 

THE BOTTOM LINE - olibanum, myrrh, patchouli, woodsy pine, sheer musk, vanilla and lilac. 

THE CAPTAIN'S LOG earthy notes of cedar and sheer musk.

THE FRESH PRINCE OF SMELL-AIR - white sands, grassy dunes and ocean breezes, with a splash of citron and notes of geranium, rose, jasmine and mint.

THE GREAT DIVIDE - awapuhi (red ginger) blended with sea spray, casaba melon, plantain, berries, evening primrose, vanilla, night blooming jasmine and musk.

THE TOWERING INTURDO cucumber, lavender, balsam, a whisper of lime, a salty ocean breeze, hints of oakmoss and musk.

THRONE ZONE - the exotic fragrance of freshly cut plumeria flowers. 

TOOT SEA ROLLS - bergamot, neroli, tangerine, rosemary, jasmine, persimmon and patchouli.

TORPEDO ALERT - The aroma of fresh picked spring daffodils with soft notes of jasmine, chamomile, and lily of the valley. 

TURDALLY FRESH ocean breeze and apple peel with cool blue lotus and eucalyptus.

TURDTANIC - sweet basil with notes of kaffir lime and juicy mango

TURD WORLD - an extremely fresh scent!  eucalyptus and tangy orange zest, with delicate florals of jasmine, geranium and neroli, mixed with hints of sea spray, sandalwood, vetiver, dark amber, and oak moss.

WE HAVE A SHITUATION (named by Kathleen Pires and Caitlin Pitts) - blackberry, bergamot, jasmine, lotus, amber, kiwi, orange, cedar wood and musk.

WHO CUT THE CHEESE? - geranium, bergamot and rich indian spices with notes of amber, woods and musk. 

WHO LET THE LOGS OUT (who...who...who...who?) - sweet pineapple, acai berry, mango zest, tart passion fruit, yuzu zest, green apple, orchid leaves, and musk.

YA OLD FART! - a fresh blend of orange, lemon, crisp green bamboo, rose, cedar, clove, oriental spice, patchouli, and ylang ylang. 

ZOMBIE BOMBS - blueberry with raspberry, grape, strawberry and peach.