What IS The Turdminator?

Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use! Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. And... IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 2 oz. home/bath size, a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), and an 8 oz. refill size - The Turdminator has the perfect fragrance for everyone...with fifty-eight fragrances to choose from!

Use The Turdminator

* at work
* at school
* at home
* at a friend's house
* on a date
* any time you need to go!


HOW TO ORDER:

There's something for EVERYONE, including specialty fragrances for holidays, birthdays, college students and much more! We have over 60 scents available and they are listed here on the website in alphabetical order by scent name. A complete scent menu is available on the website as well. 

TAT:  my turn-around-time (TAT) for MTO (made to order) items fromThe Turdminator, Butt Nekkid Bath Boutique and Waxmosphere is currently (up to) 6 weeks from the date of ordering (most orders are completed and shipped much earlier though). Holidays and weekends are NOT included. Current TAT for RTS (ready to ship) items is up to 4 business days.  This TAT may vary depending on workload. During warmer months (June through September) I ship Monday - Wednesdays only, to avoid having your package sit over a weekend in a hot USPS warehouse or truck. 
SHIPPING:

We ship worldwide via the United States Postal Service, however if you would prefer your package to be shipped by another method (UPS, FED EX, etc.), simply email us and we'd be happy to accommodate you. We charge $8.00 Flat Rate to the USA for all USPS Priority Mail packages. USA shipping only.

We do not send a Packing List or Invoice with your order. You will receive an email invoice that you can use as your packing list if you require one. We are trying to cut down on waste by not sending duplicates via paper. If you are unable to print this for yourself feel free to let us know when you order and we will be happy to include one with your order.

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WHAT IS A "PLATINUM SCENT"?

A Platinum Scent is often a designer duplication, or a blend created with ultra premium oils; however it is produced only for a small clientele and not widely available to the public. Therefore the quality of oils are far superior and the cost of the oils to create it are more expensive than the mass-produced scents from general suppliers.  Some of these scents have tried to be duplicated by the larger suppliers, however they do not even closely compare to the quality, clarity and scent perfection of these platinum fragrance oils.
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WHERE IS THE STORE BASED?
Pittsburg, California
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WHAT IS THIS STORE'S RETURN AND EXCHANGE POLICY?

Due to the nature of these products, returns will only be accepted if the package is refused upon delivery and/or returned unopened. Packages must be returned to/received by us within 10 days of delivery. Should you have questions regarding our products, please e-mail us prior to placing your order. 

If you should receive a package that has been damaged by the USPS, please contact us and provide as much information as you can regarding the condition of the package. Please include clear pictures of the damage to the mailing box plus pictures of all damaged items, so that we can figure the best way to rectify the situation. No refunds or exchanges will be made otherwise.

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DO YOU ACCEPT ORDERS PLACED OUTSIDE OF THE USA FOR THE TURDMINATOR?

Unfortunately, due to this being a liquid item, we do not ship The Turdminator outside of the USA at this time.
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DO YOU OFFER LOCAL DELIVERY?
Yes! The Turdminator offers local delivery to your home in the San Francisco East Bay Area (Pittsburg, Antioch, Concord, Pleasant Hill and Martinez areas ONLY). Deliveries are made Monday through Friday only, and item(s) will be delivered to the address listed on your PayPal account. When placing your online order, you may select “local delivery”. The fee is $2.00.
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY ORDER?
Once shipped, most orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. Due to the pandemic, however, shipping companies have become slower in the delivery of all packages.
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DO YOU DO BULK CUSTOM ORDERS?
Of course! Bottles of The Turdminator make wonderful gifts for events such as bachelor parties, birthday parties, graduation parties and more!  For BULK custom orders (25 or more of the same fragrance), we require a 25% deposit (non-refundable). Balance will be due in full upon completion of the order.
If you wish to create your own personal fragrance for your special event, please e-mail us at TheTurdminatorSales@mail.com with the scents you'd like to have blended into your fragrance and we'll work with you on helping create the perfect blend just for you!  You can even name it!