The Turdminator Now you can poo, without the pee-u!

What IS The Turdminator?

Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use! Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. And... IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 2 oz. home/bath size, a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), and an 8 oz. refill size - The Turdminator has the perfect fragrance for everyone...with fifty-eight fragrances to choose from!

Use The Turdminator

* at work
* at school
* at home
* at a friend's house
* on a date
* any time you need to go!


HOW TO ORDER:

There's something for EVERYONE, including specialty fragrances for holidays, birthdays, college students and much more! We have over 60 scents available and they are listed here on the website in alphabetical order by scent name. A complete scent menu is available on the website as well. 
SHIPPING:

We ship worldwide via the United States Postal Service, however if you would prefer your package to be shipped by another method (UPS, FED EX, etc.), simply email us and we'd be happy to accommodate you. We charge $7.00 Flat Rate to the USA for all USPS Priority Mail packages. USA shipping only.

We do not send a Packing List or Invoice with your order. You will receive an email invoice that you can use as your packing list if you require one. We are trying to cut down on waste by not sending duplicates via paper. If you are unable to print this for yourself feel free to let us know when you order and we will be happy to include one with your order.
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WHERE IS THE STORE BASED?
Pittsburg, California
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WHAT IS THIS STORE'S RETURN AND EXCHANGE POLICY?

Due to the nature of these products, returns will only be accepted if the package is refused upon delivery and/or returned unopened. Packages must be returned to/received by us within 10 days of delivery. Should you have questions regarding our products, please e-mail us prior to placing your order. 

If you should receive a package that has been damaged by the USPS, please contact us using the "Contact" link, and provide as much information as you can regarding the condition of the package. Please include clear pictures of the damage to the mailing box plus pictures of all damaged items, so that we can figure the best way to rectify the situation. No refunds or exchanges will be made otherwise.

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DO YOU ACCEPT ORDERS PLACED OUTSIDE OF THE US?

Unfortunately, due to this being a liquid item, we do not ship outside of the USA at this time.
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DO YOU OFFER LOCAL DELIVERY?
Yes!
The Turdminator offers local delivery to your home in the San Francisco East Bay Area (Pittsburg, Antioch, Concord, Pleasant Hill and Martinez areas ONLY). Please use the contact form and message us if you wish to place an order to be delivered, prior to making your purchase on this site. Deliveries are made Monday through Friday only, and item(s) will be delivered to the address listed on your PayPal account. When placing your online order, you WILL be charged the shipping fee.  Don't worry!  The fee will be returned to you in cash when your goods are delivered.
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HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TO RECEIVE MY ORDER?
Once shipped, most orders take anywhere from 2 to 10 business days to arrive depending on the efficiency of your local postal service. 
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DO YOU DO BULK CUSTOM ORDERS?
Of course! 
Bottles of The Turdminator make wonderful gifts for events such as bachelor parties, birthday parties, graduation parties and more!  For BULK custom orders (25 or more of the same fragrance), we require a 25% deposit (non-refundable). Balance will be due in full upon completion of the order.
If you wish to create your own personal fragrance for your special event, please e-mail us at TheTurdminatorSales@mail.com with the scents you'd like to have blended into your fragrance and we'll work with you on helping create the perfect blend just for you!  You can even name it!