I Love You From The Bottom Of My Fart - The Turdminator pre-poo spritz


I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY FART – because nothing says romance like eliminating impending doom with a bouquet of grapefruit, lime, and peach, accompanied by the subtle charm of ocean breeze and ozone. Let your bathroom experience be a fragrant symphony of jasmine, lily, and leafy greens, ensuring your significant other won't just hear your love, but also smell it. It's the olfactory ode to bodily functions that your bathroom never knew it needed.


Sometimes it's not easy "going" in public places - but with THE TURDMINATOR pre-poo spritz - now you can poo without the pee-u!


Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use!  Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), 2 oz. home/bath size and 8 oz. refill size (with a flip-top cap). The Turdminator offers the perfect scent for everyone...with over fifty fragrances to choose from!


Use The Turdminator

* at work 
* at school 
* at home 
* at a friend's house 
* on a date 

* any time you need to go!