Cupid's Bowel & Arrow - The Turdminator pre-poo spritz


CUPID'S BOWEL & ARROWwhy should love be the only thing in the air? This pre-poop spray is a symphony of sweetness, with the delicate aroma of berries and powdery heart candies gracefully dancing on a stage of light florals, musks, sandalwoods, and just a hint of champagne. It's not just eliminating odors; it's orchestrating a fragrant sonnet that turns your bathroom into a romantic escapade. Now, every trip to the loo is a chance for your senses to fall in love all over again – with the magical potion that makes your bathroom bloom like a garden of love-struck unicorns.


Sometimes it's not easy "going" in public places - but with THE TURDMINATOR pre-poo spritz - now you can poo without the pee-u!


Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use!  Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), 2 oz. home/bath size and 8 oz. refill size (with a flip-top cap). The Turdminator offers the perfect scent for everyone...with over fifty fragrances to choose from!


Use The Turdminator

* at work 
* at school 
* at home 
* at a friend's house 
* on a date 

* any time you need to go!