The Captain's Log - The Turdminator pre-poo spritz

THE CAPTAIN'S LOG -  the spray that boldly goes where no air freshener has gone before—straight into your toilet bowl, with a mission to conquer odors. With earthy notes of cedar and sheer musk, it’s like your bathroom just went on a shore leave to a forest planet, with Captain Kirk himself overseeing the fragrant peace talks. One spritz, and even Spock would raise an eyebrow and say, "Fascinating... the bathroom's aroma is now logically pleasant."

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Sometimes it's not easy "going" in public places - but with THE TURDMINATOR pre-poo spritz - now you can poo without the pee-u!

WHAT IS THE TURDMINATOR?

Unlike other sprays and deodorizers which simply mask odors, The advanced formula in The Turdminator pre-poo spritz actually eliminates unpleasant and embarrassing odors, so no one will ever know that you had to "go"!

The Turdminator is easy to use!  Simply spray 3 to 4 times into the toilet bowl before having a bowel movement. Our advanced formula, which includes natural essential and fragrance oils, provides a protective barrier on top of the water against gasses and odors trapped below - and it lasts throughout flushing, leaving the air smelling clean and fresh. IT REALLY WORKS!

Available in a 1 oz. pocket/purse size (for those on-the-go moments), 2 oz. home/bath size and 8 oz. refill size (with a flip-top cap). The Turdminator offers the perfect scent for everyone...with over fifty fragrances to choose from!

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